Showing posts with label Men I would Like to Have Children With. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Men I would Like to Have Children With. Show all posts

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Men I Would Like to Have Children With, But I Can't:Abe Lincoln

So I'm starting a new feature on my blog... Men I Would Like to Have Children with, But I Can't. If you have any suggestions be sure to let me know.
The first man on my list, is Abe Lincoln.
If you don't know who this man is and you are an American citizen, then you fail at life. If you are from another country, I will give you some key facts...
His full name was Abraham Lincoln and he was born February 12, 1908. He was the 16th president of the United States and the president during the Civil War, which he won. His life was ended prematurely when he was assassinated April 15, 1865. He is one of the most celebrated presidents and is featured on the penny.
Old Abe Lincoln-The Instruments Band
I am going to mention why I can't have his children first, cause it is so much shorter...he is dead.

Why I want to have children with this man:
1.His beard. I am a huge beard fan, beards are probably what keep me heterosexual. While I will admit, kissing men with beards doesn't always feel so hot, they are hot to look at. President Lincoln's is one of his trademarks and one of the reasons I want to have his children. I would not worry about being attracted to him, which makes making children more fun. More importantly, if we had children together I wouldn't have to worry about our sons having an inability to grow glorious facial hair. There is power in the beard.
More reasons after the jump...